Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Lucky Valley

I studied in Muadzam Shah for 5 years but I never heard of this place called Lucky Valley until my final year of study.

Lucky Valley's Chinese name - 乐居岭


My friends who have been there told me that Lucky Valley is just a few kilometers away from Muadzam Shah and they said that I should go there and take a look because it is kind of special. They also told me that many city folks like to go there during weekends to meditate. My first reaction was: “Meditate???!!! In the middle of the jungle?!”

So out of curiosity, I decided to go there and check it out.

The bumpy road to Lucky Valley

The entrance to Lucky Valley is not a proper road, it is covered with rocks and mud. What makes the journey even harder is that the road is the combination of many steep uphill and downhill slopes. Obviously the road was made for four wheels drive vehicles like Mitsubishi Pajero, but the curiosity to find out about the place made me continue the journey with my mom’s SLK (Super Little Kancil).


My SLK


4 people in a Kancil, driving on a road like this wasn’t fun. After a long bone-cracking journey we finally arrived at the gate of Lucky Valley. To be honest, the gate looks creepy, it’s like the entrance to an old castle.

As seen in The Lord of the Ring


When we arrived, there was nobody there. So we decided to look around. There were small offices, a canteen, a nice lake and a hostel, which were all empty. Weird thing was that all the doors were not locked. Maybe they think that no thieves will want to steal things in the middle of the jungle.

We walked around the compound and thought that there’s nothing special, just a school-like facilities where people meditate by the lake. So we decided to go somewhere else to discover the place.

We drove deeper into the compound of Lucky Valley and found something amazing.


There’s a pyramid-like building in the middle of the jungle.

The shape of the top of the pyramid is like one of the roundabouts in Kangar


We were excited and quickly went down to take some photos. I got to admit that the place was peaceful and a perfect place for the meditation “kaki”. People can meditate outside to enjoy the fresh air in the jungle and when it’s raining or too hot, they can continue meditating inside the building.

Amy pretending to meditate

We were amazed when we got inside the building. It was like an air-cond room even though no fan was turned on, I couldn’t figure it out why, the heat from the outside never reach into the building.





Too many jargons, if you understand please explain it to me


A quick look around inside the building and we found out that this place got something to do with magnetic field. Meditating inside a good magnetic field for the body can achieve peace of mind blah blah blah… I don’t understand the reason because I studied accounting, but as a conclusion it’s good for u lah.

A few hundreds meters away from the building is a small deer farm. I don’t know whether the deers were meant to be food for people or as pets. But if there were raised for their meat then they were not lucky enough to be in Lucky Valley.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Penang cops learn Hokkien


I found this news when I was
si pek bored in office.

From The Star.

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Penang cops learn Hokkien

GEORGE TOWN: Do not be surprised if a Malay or Indian policeman stops you on the street and speaks in fluent Hokkien.

This is because Penang police have been offering a Hokkien dialect course to their personnel.

State police chief Deputy Comm Datuk Wira Ayub Yaakob said a three-month course had been drawn up to teach the personnel better communications skills, especially in a state where Hokkien is widely spoken.

He said the first batch of 35 policemen of various races had already gone through the course which started in August and ended recently.

Another lesson, to be carried out by a professional tutor scheduled to be held thrice weekly, will start in November.

“Most people in Penang speak Hokkien. However, the ratio of Hokkien speaking policemen and the population in the state stands at 1:6,000 and this is not good.

“By having the Hokkien lessons, there would be better communication between the police and the people,’ he said at a press conference to announce his appointment as Malaysia Crime Prevention Found­ation (Penang chapter) deputy chairman.

DCP Ayub said the rapport between the policemen and the public could indirectly grow closer when they are able to speak confidently in the dialect.

“The policemen and officers, especially the young ones, will be sent for such training so that they are able to converse in the dialect,” he said.

He said they would also try to rope in language experts from Universiti Sains Malaysia to conduct courses in other languages, so they can communicate with tourists.

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Well, this is interesting, it's a good thing for the cops to learn another language because this undoubtedly can help them communicate well with those uncles and aunties who cannot speak Malay or English fluently.

But what happen if you are stopped by a cop who tries to get duit kopi (bribe) from you for speeding 1km/h more than the speed limit of 35km/h?

You (Winding down your car window): Soli la boss, I kejar masa ma, boleh bagi chance tak? (Sorry boss, I was in a hurry, can you give me a chance?)

Cop: Lu zhai lu hua jin nia kuai bo? (Do you know that you drove very fast just now?)

You (Mouth wide opened): Wah lu aa hiao kong hokkien ar?" (Wow you know how to speak hokkien?)

Cop: Of kos, zheng hu ho wa lang ki hokkien klass ma. (Of course, government gave us the chance to go to Hokkien classes.)

You: Wah zheng hu jin gao ar. (Wow the government is very clever.)

Cop: Lu mai ka wa kap siao, dong kim be uan zua settle? (STFU, how to settle things now?)

You: Zap ko aa sai bo? (Ten Ringgit, can?)

Cop: Ki chia sai la lu, zap ko lim pek ki chia KFC pun bo kao. (Go eat shit, ten Ringgit isn't enough for me to eat KFC.)

You (Sweating): Sa zap ko kao bo? (Thirty Ringgit enough or not?)

Cop: LKKK, dong kim market plice go zap ko lu zhai bo? (Go to hell, do you know that the market price is now fifty Ringgit?)

You (Sweating profusely): Go zap ko aa ne zhe? (Fifty Ringgit so high?)

Cop: Lu mai ho wa lang ki balai lim kopi lu ai bo? (If you don't want to give we can always go to the police station to have a coffee.)

You (Fed up): Ok la ok la, go zap ko lo. (Ok, Ok, fifty Ringgit it is.)

You then slip the fifty Ringgit note in between your IC and driving license and pass to the cop.

Cop: Ok, kam sia, aa bai mai hua aa ne kuai. (Ok, you can go now, next time don't drive too fast.)

You then happily wind up the window and get away without a three hundred Ringgit speeding ticket. On the other hand, the cop get away with fifty Ringgit tax-free extra income.

Some called this an investment of time and money as you don't have to find free time to queue up behind a long queue and pay the three hundred Ringgit speeding ticket.

Learning Hokkien will definitely help the cops and the people to communicate easier in Penang as most of the Penang people speak Hokkien.

Example shown above is a bad way to use Hokkien by the cops, I hope that the cops can be more efficient in their real job after they master Hokkien, helping us normal people to fight crime, like Batman, Superman, Ultraman, whatever it is.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

My Astro


Finally, after months of waiting.
My house is installed with Astro.
Muah hahaha...
Sorry not free now, want to watch Astro.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Amy's birthday



Dinner at a restaurant: RM70


Birthday cake: RM70

Birthday present: RM320




The smile on her face: Priceless

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Pangkor Island


Pangkor Island is one of the most early developed island tourist destination in Malaysia. It has been very famous among Malaysians but I never have the chance to visit it until Susan offered to bring me, Amy and Shianlin around Pangkor Island.


Susan’s hometown is in Setiawan, which is just a few kilometers away from the Lumut jetty, so she’s been to Pangkor a few times before. Furthermore she offered us to stay at her house so that we can have some good rest from tiring drive before going off to Pangkor. A tour guide in Pangkor and a free place to stay before and after our Pangkor trip, I cannot find a reason to say no to Susan’s great offer.


We departed from Lumut jetty to Pangkor. Lumut is the navy army base for Malaysia, there were some navy vessels along the coastline to erm... scare away pirates.


Pangkor is a combination of a fishing village and tourist destination, there are no major roads in Pangkor so the best way to get around Pangkor is to rent a motorcycle. Four of us rented two motorcycles and went straight away to our hotel.

My rented motorcycle

After checking into the hotel, we straight away went for a snorkeling trip because we don’t want to waste time taking bath and pang sai in the hotel.

Our hotel at night

To be honest, the snorkeling trip sucks.



The Pangkor water was already polluted by the vast amount of fishing activities and tourists. When we reached a small island just off the main Pangkor Island, we were promised by the guide that there will be a lot of nice fishes to see during the snorkeling trip. But what I can see during the snorkeling trip was polluted water, TOTAL DISAPPOINTMENT.

Check out the brown color water

However, some fishes were still visible through the water, the fishes were not as colorful as seen in the Pangkor travel brochures but we were glad to be able to see some living things inside the polluted water. I was amazed at how those fishes able to survive in the polluted seawater.

While I was snorkeling around the polluted water trying to find something nice to see, something more amazing happened. I saw my university mates coming on a boat.

William - a.k.a. Setiawan Dai Kor

Lu Eer a.k.a. Mentakab Dai Kar Je

Win Ney a.k.a. Kelantan Dai Tar Je and Shianlin a.k.a. Terengganu Dai Kar Je


Me and Carol a.k.a. Tampin Dai Kar Je

What a small world.

Since we cannot see anything nice because of the polluted water, all of us decided to take some photos as a proof of how small the world is.



The snorkeling trip was a disappointment, but some other things in Pangkor managed to make us smile a bit.

Sunset,


And good food.





The seafood there weren’t as expensive as other tourists’ spot and it’s delicious.

Pangkor Island is still one of the famous tourists’ destinations in Malaysia, but the pollution level there scared most of the tourists away, for example, ME. So here’s another request from me to the government of Malaysia: Do something before it’s too late.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Weird fruits


I found a lot of hawkers and shops selling this weird fruit all around Cameron Highlands.

It’s a combination of Cameron Apple and honeydew.


It looks like an apple but with strips on it, and the flesh of a combination of apple and honeydew.





I got no idea what’s the name of this new fruit, I only know that it’s delicious.

The Cameron Highlands farmers can be very creative in developing new fruits, maybe next time they’ll come up with a fruit called “Durange” (Durian + orange), orange-like flesh and tastes like durian… Yucks.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Thank you post

A million thanks to everyone who came for my graduation.

My parents.

My brother.


My relatives.

Ah Heng (white shirt), my uncle (brown shirt) and my aunt (light green shirt)

Amy.

Amy’s parents.

And my friends.

Thanks for the flowers and gifts.

And all the best to those who graduated.

It’s been a memorable graduation for me.

Thank you, Terima Kasih, Xie Xie.

Some more extra photos:

Pity my mom who helped me to carry my flowers and gifts while I went around taking photos

People mountain people sea

Trying to throw our mortar board but went not quite well...