Italian police Lamborgini wrecked

The Italian police wrecked their Lamborghini Gallardo.

What a shame.

With great power comes great responsibility, I hope our Malaysian police won't wrecked their Mitsubishi Exo X.

I sincerely hope that this RM300k plus Evo X can really reduce the crime rate in Malaysia instead of just for show.

Long hoilday

I have 1 month plus of holiday ahead of me...

And yet I can't enjoy my holiday...

Because I have tonnes of notes to study for my coming ACCA P2 paper...

Kanasai.

My "understanding" friends say: "What la you, spending 1 whole month to study for a 3 hour paper."

I say: "Chiak Sai la, you try study and see."

Actually hor... studying for ACCA P2 paper for 1 month is more than enough, just as long as you:

1. study over your free time

2. listen in class, and

3. do homework.

But to be honest, I did none of the above.

I am lazy, I know.

Proton Impreza

This is the Subaru Impreza.




A performance car built by Subaru, looks ok but can go from 0 - 100km/h in 5 seconds.

This is Proton Saga.



An entry level sedan built by Proton, looks is also ok but can go from 0 - 100km/h in a million years.

However, someone in Malaysia decided to "transform" the Proton Saga into a performance machine by "upgrading" their front bumper, so that they can go as fast as the Subaru Impreza.

The new Impreza lookalike front bumper that can make your car go fast! Don't play play.

Yeah right...

Now the car looks fucking ugly and goes even slower with the added front bumper weight.

I wonder, what's wrong with an original looks of a Proton Saga?

If you buy a car, be proud of your own car, not transforming your car into another car so that you can let other people "think" that you have a another better car.

Double celebration in Cameron Highlands

This year's mid autumn festival and Amy's birthday was on the same day, I went to Amy's hometown Cameron Highlands to celebrate both occasions with Amy's family.

Her family bought some mooncakes for the celebration, and all of the mooncakes were very untraditional like what we have in the old days such as Lotus with egg yolk.

What they bought were some funky new flavours, watermelon, tiramisu, lemon, yam, macam-macam ada...

The very untraditional mooncakes

Doramon one also got.

*speechless*

I think maybe in the near future we will have mooncakes with flavours such as "Durian skins with Petai flavour and Tiger biscuits fillings". Who knows, it might happen.

This is one very special delicacy during mid autumn festival, but I never seen it before...

Here are some shots from Amy's birthday celebration with her family.

Amy's birthday cake

which Amy "gracefully" cut it...

while her sister and mother were amazed by her "cake-cutting" skills...

The very next day, we went to the Sungei Palas Boh Tea Centre, which is a must visit place for me to unwind.

Although the tea there is exactly the same as the ones sold at Tesco or Giant, but drinking tea there with the cool breeze on your face is an enjoyment.

While we were preparing the tea, something "geli" showed up...

Looks like "chocolate cake" to me.

So please don't look at it if you want to enjoy your tea.

After a relaxing tea session, we got too bored and headed to the souvenir shop nearby where they sell macam-macam of Tea Boh products and Tea Boh related products such as T-shirts, key chain and those useless stuffs where you buy back for your friends and family as souvenirs.

Then I saw the Tea Boh mascot soft toys...

I wonder why they have to make the mascot soft toys with their eyes looking downwards...

Looks weird to me.

World's greatest parents

Saw a father holding a baby while smoking at a hawker centre.

Wow, what a great dad, I thought.

The second hand smoke went directly to the baby's face.

And that's not it, sitting beside the father is the mother with a 2 year old kid on her lap, and with a cigarette on her fingertips.

And the second hand smoke also went directly to the kid's face.

We Malaysians have the greatest parents in the whole world.

Climbing the corporate ladder

A guy has been working in a multi national corporation for 3 years.

In the first year of his working life in the corporation, his was an office boy, he was involved in the delivery of documents to clients, help sending out mails, photocopying, proof reading, da pao lunch and dinner for his department head, as well as preparing Milo to everyone in his department.

In the second year of his working life, he was promoted to become a manager in his department. He involved in finding of new clients for the corporation, retaining existing clients, and as several major contracts leader.

In the third year of his working life, he was promoted to the department head position. He involved in shaping of overall business strategy, in charge of most of the corporation’s controls and meeting oversea clients to discuss on major contracts details.

In the fourth year of his working life, he was suddenly summoned into the Chairman’s office.

Chairman: “I am retiring soon, and I hope that you can take over my position as this company’s Chairman. You can have a huge salary increment, a company car with a driver, a company plane, and a sea-view bungalow on a mountain.”

The guy: “Erm…”

Chairman: “So what do you think?”

The guy is still silence.

Chairman: “Don’t you have anything to say?”

The guy: “Erm… thanks dad!”

Horror movie and porn

Horror movie and porn are actually the same.

Don't agree? Please let me explain.

1. The actress screams a lot

2. There will be "liquids" spread all over the body

3. Something will slowly stands up

4. Lots of jumping involved

5. Hospitals or schools are the favorite movie background

6. People will normally press the fast forward button halfway throughout the movie

7. People feel tired after the movie

8. Both these two movies are far better than the 8pm news

9. Normally we tend to concern more on the actresses instead of the actors

10. Most of the time there will be close up shots on the facial expression

11. You can watch it even though the storyline is crap

12. You can watch the climax of the movie straight away

13. You will get more "feel" if you watch it while cuddling with another people

14. For best effect, watch it during night time.


See, I told you. There are the same.