Holiday

I've got a 2 weeks plus holidays ahead of me and I don't feel excited or happy at all.

It's because I gotta study for my first ACCA exam, P1 paper to be exact.

Damn when can I go for a holiday? Maybe I'll go for a holiday tonight when I am dreaming...

Well, happy study for those who are taking exams, ACCA, CPA, MICPA, CIM, CIMA, STPM, SPM, PMR, UPSR or whatever...

All the best! (Including me)

Auditor vs Prostitutes

I work as an external auditor and one day I received an e-mail from one of my colleagues on how auditors work like prostitutes.

The truth about being an auditor:

1. You work very late = just like a prostitute.

2. They pay you to make the client happy = just like a prostitute.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every cent = just like a prostitute.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams = just like a prostitute.

5. Your friendships fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you = just like a prostitute.

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed = just like a prostitute.

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell = just like a prostitute.

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you = just like a prostitute.

9. When people ask about your job, you have difficulties to explain it = just like a prostitute.

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going to spend the rest of my life doing this." = just like a prostitute.


Damn... suddenly I feel like a prostitute, except that I get to keep my clothes on when I start working.

A funny news

This news maybe old but I think it will remain as an all-time classic in the history of mankind.

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Singapore (May 4, 2009) : A secretary bit off the private parts of her boss in a freak accident during their sex romp in a car.

The incident happened in a car park in East Coast Park in Singapore over the weekend.

According to a Singapore evening paper's report, which was picked up by the Malaysian Chinese dailies today, the 30-year-old married woman was performing oral sex on the man when a van reversed into their car, causing her to snap her jaws shut.

What happened not only shocked the couple but also her husband, who after being tipped off by a private eye had rushed to the scene, and was about to pounce on the pair when the accident happened.

The private eye called an ambulance to send the courting couple to hospital.

The woman's insurance agent husband, also 30, had hired the private eye after some intimate SMSes sent to her handphones raised his suspicion.

The private eye, telling the paper what he saw was the most horrible scene in his entire career, said the fuming husband now wanted to divorce his wife.

The report did not say whether doctors managed to reattach the severed penis.

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Ouch... I hope doctors in Singapore are professional enough to reattach that man's penis.

So what is the moral of the story?

The moral of the story is that ALWAYS find an empty car park if you were to perform oral sex in a car. Lol.

Kuala Perlis sunset view

Presenting, Kuala Perlis sunset view.


Damn I miss Perlis so much, but no time to go back...