Auditor vs Prostitutes

I work as an external auditor and one day I received an e-mail from one of my colleagues on how auditors work like prostitutes.

The truth about being an auditor:

1. You work very late = just like a prostitute.

2. They pay you to make the client happy = just like a prostitute.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every cent = just like a prostitute.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams = just like a prostitute.

5. Your friendships fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you = just like a prostitute.

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed = just like a prostitute.

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell = just like a prostitute.

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you = just like a prostitute.

9. When people ask about your job, you have difficulties to explain it = just like a prostitute.

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going to spend the rest of my life doing this." = just like a prostitute.


Damn... suddenly I feel like a prostitute, except that I get to keep my clothes on when I start working.