Thursday, September 24, 2009

Horror movie and porn

Horror movie and porn are actually the same.

Don't agree? Please let me explain.


1. The actress screams a lot


2. There will be "liquids" spread all over the body


3. Something will slowly stands up


4. Lots of jumping involved


5. Hospitals or schools
are the favorite movie background

6. People will normally press the fast forward button halfway throughout the movie


7. People feel tired after the movie


8. Both these two movies are far better than the 8pm news


9. Normally we tend to concern more on the actresses instead of the actors


10. Most of the time there will be close up shots on the facial expression


11. You can watch it even though the storyline is crap


12. You can watch the climax of the movie straight away


13. You will get more "feel" if you watch it while cuddling with another people


14. For best effect, watch it during night time.



See, I told you. There are the same.